I feel your eyes, 'cuz they undress me.

I can't stop listening to this song. "Body Language" by Heidi Montag. It reminds me of good ol' Shane Dawson of course.

So the weekend is over, and I'm tired, so this will probably be short. Josh's party was great, as always. Tacos were fantastic, though I only had one. Tonight, I went sledding and cappuccino-ing with my ladies, and it was great. :) I love happy highschool moments, you can never have enough. I think that's all I really have to say. Love my besties to death <3333.

P.S. Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? .... Because she needed the other to moan, OHHHHHHHHH. God that's horrible.

Good night world, love Scorch.